Okay, I just had to share this with someone and, as my 'friend' is n ot available, I'm gonna force you guys to read it!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!....unless you don't click and read the entry....damn.
Found this on Uncyclopedia under 'Supernatural'. I'm only posting some bits and I'm bolding the bits I found AWESOME.
Sam 'Devil's Cabana Boy' Winchester
Sam is generally agreed to be a very hot guy. He is taller than Dean. Sam is developing psychic powers including foresight and telekinesis, thus turning him into a Mary Sue. He spends most of his time moping around about the deaths he has caused. When not doing that, he finds a way to connect deaths he has not caused back to him, thus giving him something to mope about. His biggest reason for depression concerning deaths he may have caused/related to him is that brother Dean snagged the guilt trip for the big one; Daddy John's kicking of the bucket. Evidence shows he was probably a very angsty teen. Some believe him to be the anti-christ, others a giraffe. But whether he is the anti-christ or a giraffe, heck i don't even care if he was a hippopotemus...HE IS FRICKEN HOT!!!!!!!
Dean 'You Think You're Funny, I Think I'm Adorable' Winchester
Sam and Dean's borderline abusive father. You just know that when he was courting their mother, she was always complaining that he never called. Is never really there, probably Supernatural's answer to Sarah Connor. Taught his son to shoot at the age of six and therefore provides an acceptable excuse for Dean's behaviour with Junior in 'The Kids Are Alright'. John Winchester is in fact a D.I.L.F.
Physical manifestation of every tough-girl cliche ever created. Fortunately was killed, as the collective hate of 5 million fans actually managed to manifest itself in the fictional TV world as a demon which ripped her apart. Would provide a more detailed explanation, but her name carries a curse that causes mutation of fans into rabid, bloodthirsty monsters.
Another angel. Not much to say, really, apart from the fact that people who like him want him to die...
All Hell Breaks Loose, Part One
Dean and Bobby discover the Children of the Corn. If they were children. With corn. Well okay, not corn, just mind blowing powers that cause the polar icecaps to melt and render useless all the stainless steel spoons in every 4-star restaurant within a two hundred mile radius. BEFORE THEY DIE. Sam finds out what sharp, pointy things are used for.
All Hell Breaks Loose, Part Two
Dean follows Papa Winchester's footsteps in continuing the wonderful tradition of whoring his soul and himself out by going back to making out with that plastic surgery worshipping crossroads demon. Also, hell kicks Papa Winchester out because he hasn't been paying his rent. Oh yeah, and Sam came back from the dead blah blah blah...
Red Sky At Morning
Two effeminate and bumbling men, a big ship, strong implications of angry sex, and a woman that raises the bar for being annoying. Now why does that remind me of Pirates of the Caribbean? Bela once again demonstrates her Jedi powers and steals a severed human hand. Dean and Sam are understandably perplexed by this severed limb fetish.
A Very Supernatural Christmas
Pagan gods play evil Santa Claus, give Sam a terrible manicure, then decide they want to be Dean's dentist, and let us make a trip to the Department of Wibbly Backstory. Dean likens fudge to fruitcake. No Bela OR Ruby!!! It really is Christmas!
Dean returns from Hell, courtesy of a sexy Angel who's all like "
I gripped you tight and raised you from perdition". Dean is freaked out, and consoles himself by reading his Busty Asian Beauties magazine, which is an appropriate and acceptable first activity for someone who has just been rescued from Hell by an angel of the Lord. It is revealed to the audience that Sam has not only turned into an emo but is killing demons with his mind and sleeping with Ruby who has taken on the body of a really bad actress
That is all. I won't torment you any longer.